__assassin
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Jill of all trades
Georgia / United States of Assholes
member since 07.11.2004
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I'm not here to impress you. I will not inflate your already over-inflated ego. I'm not politically correct. I do not agree with your conservative ways. I hate your religion. I most likely hate your dog. I lie if needed or if I know you can't handle my brutal honesty. Even then, I do not hold back. Just depends on how I feel that day. I smoke. I drink. I smoke pot. I'm probably smarter than you think you are. Most of my idols are dead. If I cannot win an argument verbally, I'll most likely knock your ass out. I love a good debate. I hate Jesus freaks. So all you Bible thumpers, don't even try to convert me. Better yet, ignore me and go pray. I can be quite cynical. I prefer to call it being "realistic". I swear worse than my drunken sailor friends. It's not because I don't have anything worth saying, it's just that I see swears as the cayenne pepper of language. It just kicks the shit up a notch. I have a daughter. She will be the supreme ruler of the world one day. I'm going to raise a little super genius hell raiser. I promise.
But seriously, I'm a nice fucking person. Don't believe me? Try me.
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Note to the kids o' flork:
Makeup & Hair.
When you're done and you look like Ville Valo and Courtney Love's love child, you have messed the fuck up. Seriously. Enroll into a cosmetology school before your horrible habits spread to the rest of the impressionable youth of today.... Fuck, I'm too late. You little carbon copy bastards.
I just want to tie all you little bastards down and give you a makeover.
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"Christianity has a built-in defense system: anything that questions a belief, no matter how logical the argument is, is the work of Satan by the very fact that it makes you question a belief. It's a very interesting defense mechanism and the only way to get by it -- and believe me, I was raised Southern Baptist -- is to take massive amounts of mushrooms, sit in a field, and just go, "Show me." - B.H. |
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