cjms
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Unemployed
Pineapple Under the Sea / Bikini Bottom
member since 12.10.2007
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6-11-08 http://www.ebaumsworld.com/ audio/play/51381/
I wish there were more neighbors in the world like this guy. Be sure to remove the spaces.
6-27-08 Don't mess with the Zohan!
7-11-2008 (close to midnight) Tampons, KY, Enemas AND Suppositories, remember, don't forget it! P.S. You know who you are :) Will check into the Van Gogh thingee.
7-14-2008 Pssst. You know who...how about a cucumber with a big tube of lube right in the front where you push the cart, drop it in and walk away. I did that to my mom once. Was funny. You could hear her laughing 5 rows away.
8-15-2008 Officially found out I'm to now enter the land of the unemployed due to my boss' retirement/senility. I either need to win the lottery or accept paypal donations to prevent the need to commit myself to the nearest sanitarium. Send any pennies or half pennies or quarter pennies or eighth pennies via paypal to legal76@att.net. Proceeds will go for school lunch for daughter.
8-24-08 Pssst. *knock, knock* I like to think of Bleeker being good "in chair" :) Bleeker is the stud. I don't, however, drink Sunny D on a regular basis. I just realized I have a new favorite movie, even more so than Monty Python's Holy Grail. I mean, I still enjoy shrubbery and herrings, but Thundercats are Go!!!
Mark! Dude, seriously, next time take pictures of the neighbors! I'm still laughing about that.
Lovin' ya Lori. You rock, girl. You inspire me in so many ways. You work so hard, remember to be good to Y-O-U.
9-19-08 Have been without electricity officially since Sunday, Sept. 14th thanks to Ike's wrath, even in Ohio he came. Ate the last of our food that we were able to save yesterday, considering bowhunting squirrels and alley cats to feed the masses in our area. But am glad to have a home to go to after leaving work. Some people no longer have a home to go to :( Still, we lost all of our food and have been "camping" inside ever since. Have clean laundry thanks to space saving washer (kitchen sink) and drying on folding dryer. However, Mt. Everest has relocated to my basement.
10-31-2008 Boss has been in hospital all this week with pneumonia, running office all by myself.
1-11-2009 How fitting that while on my way with my gentleman friend to watch "Marley and Me" that my mother called to tell me that our longtime three-legged cat passed away in his sleep. I had to break the news to my daughter. Boy, that is never easy.
But it gets better...last night she found a tooth that she had lost in the 3rd grade during class and never told me. So she cried, thinking the Tooth Fairy was going to be mad at her for not leaving it under her pillow. :) And I swear to God, this is what she did (she is just like me, scary, eh?)...she put the tooth in her tooth box with a post-it note which read: "Dear Tooth Fairy, I'm very sorry I forgot to tell you that I lost a tooth last year in 3rd grade. You don't have to pay me. Sincerely, Sara" How did I get so lucky to have such an amazing daughter?
2-2-2009 Does anyone out there want to help me hunt down Punxsutawney Phil? I'm sick of winter!!
3-5-09 Okay...found out from the Bossman that the office business has decreased and that I should "put some feelers out" and upon consideration, I went to him and offered to give up one day per week to save my job. So, I'm now 20% unemployed, which I'm viewing as a glass half-full for now.
4-15-2009 I realized just how much my best friend is like Bleeker and how he is the cheese to my macaroni. After much consideration and many proposals, I've decided to mix my macaroni with his cheese and we will become a dish ourselves in the near future.
Pinky Dinky, I am so glad I listened to you about it, too.
9-14-2009 It's all fun and games until someone gets pollinated. Ha. Looks like mac and cheese needed a bun to complete the course.
9-17-09 Ooooh! Forgot to write how fun it is to be VERY petite and pregnant. Went to Macy's the other day (I hate to shop) looking for the maternity section and thought it would be funny to horrify some poor sales person. Sooo, I went up to the poor guy, my fiance being totally involved in this scheme, and asked him where the children's maternity section was. You could see the color drain from his face. He looked at my fiance, then looked at me, obviously very confused and totally mortified as I look probably about 15 years old. His reply was "Um, I don't know." I love being pregnant and petite. It scares people.
9-26-09 Yes, yes, I AM a dork, as you can see.
11-16-09 Went mattress surfing yesterday in the crib mattress section at IKEA. Yep, it was time to buy a crib. Where else am I going to pile the baby stash? Hell, this pile of mattresses was calling out my name. So I heeded the call. Well, okay, so I crawled into one of the beds and pretended to sleep while customers walked past. Then my fiance pushed me around on a flatbed thingee (pregnant belly and all) while I pretended to be a race car driver. How the hell did we not get kicked out of there? Life is good...scratch that...life is better than good.
12-18-2009 We made it to 20 weeks...whew! Had our second ultrasound yesterday and it revealed one good thing and one iffy thing. Our child has a penis. *smile* We will have to deliver early, though, as placenta is blocking openings like the best soccer player. Speaking of soccer player, I think this little guy already is. Love to all.
3-10-2010 Now THAT'S a 31 week pregnancy on a teeny woman! Ahhh, check out that hernia. My girl's nickname for me is Penguin. Love it!
3-11-2010 And here's a new guy from within. He likes to kick my rectum. Hi, Auntie Pink from Momma Purp!!
4-30-2010 Why does a doc tell you to go to the hospital when contractions are four per hour, then send you home when they are 12 min. apart? Ummm, hmmm, let me think about this one.
5-1-2010 Okay, so while playing the wait game, Mommy and Baby got plastered. Can't wait to put that masterpiece on the wall over the crib.
5-7-2010 Xander's first day in the world, 6 lbs. 9.8 oz., 20 inches long and I have huge feet like my daddy and my mommy's good looks!
5-10-2010 Home at last! Hi, Auntie Pink!
5-28-2010 XanMan back in his little man cave for a visit
7-15-2010 Auntie Pink, I am SOOOO sleepy!
11-2-2010 Trick or treat, little Snoopy.
12-6-2010 First Christmas for the Man. |
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