cjms
female, 31
Still employed...for now.
Pineapple Under the Sea / Bikini Bottom
member since 12.10.2007

6-11-08 http://www.ebaumsworld.com/ audio/play/51381/

I wish there were more neighbors in the world like this guy. Be sure to remove the spaces.

6-27-08 Don't mess with the Zohan!

7-11-2008 (close to midnight) Tampons, KY, Enemas AND Suppositories, remember, don't forget it! P.S. You know who you are :) Will check into the Van Gogh thingee.

7-14-2008 Pssst. You know who...how about a cucumber with a big tube of lube right in the front where you push the cart, drop it in and walk away. I did that to my mom once. Was funny. You could hear her laughing 5 rows away.

8-15-2008 Officially found out I'm to now enter the land of the unemployed due to my boss' retirement/senility. I either need to win the lottery or accept paypal donations to prevent the need to commit myself to the nearest sanitarium. Send any pennies or half pennies or quarter pennies or eighth pennies via paypal to legal76@att.net. Proceeds will go for school lunch for daughter.

8-24-08 Pssst. *knock, knock* I like to think of Bleeker being good "in chair" :) Bleeker is the stud. I don't, however, drink Sunny D on a regular basis. I just realized I have a new favorite movie, even more so than Monty Python's Holy Grail. I mean, I still enjoy shrubbery and herrings, but Thundercats are Go!!!

Mark! Dude, seriously, next time take pictures of the neighbors! I'm still laughing about that.

Heya Steve-o! Cannot get the messenger to work, transferring accounts anyway due to senility of boss.

Lovin' ya Lori. You rock, girl. You inspire me in so many ways. You work so hard, remember to be good to Y-O-U.

Missin' my pretty redhead chicklet and hoping packages of candy and perfume arrive in a steady flow from you-know-where. Embrace your inner goddess. I bow to you :)

9-19-08 Have been without electricity officially since Sunday, Sept. 14th thanks to Ike's wrath, even in Ohio he came. Ate the last of our food that we were able to save yesterday, considering bowhunting squirrels and alley cats to feed the masses in our area. But am glad to have a home to go to after leaving work. Some people no longer have a home to go to :( Still, we lost all of our food and have been "camping" inside ever since. Have clean laundry thanks to space saving washer (kitchen sink) and drying on folding dryer. However, Mt. Everest has relocated to my basement.

10-31-2008 Boss has been in hospital all this week with pneumonia, running office all by myself.

11-1-2008 Life has changed yet again as of yesterday. Notice the faint blue line? Took 30 seconds to make itself visible. Walked in during testing by daughter. Informed her I was testing my pH levels, but she knew otherwise. Apparently, I'm not too acidic after all :) Well, that's what SHE says. So she hugged me. And suggested the name Chai because I like to drink it so much. So I hugged her back. 9 year olds know everything, don't they? She needs another hug and so do I.
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