DoubleDipper
female, 23
Your stalker
some nudist colony / Canada
member since 21.12.2005

No words can describe my superior being-ness.

But, I'll sure try. Here are some facts: I occassionally drool when I sleep, meaning when I'm unconscious, so don't poke fun. I know you all do it too! But it's quite a hassle having to wake up on wet pillow and rub the gunk off your face. Just thought you'd like to know that. Uh.. What else.. I put my left foot in my pants first even though I'm right-handed. I get annoyed when people wear pants that are too short for them. I have a tendency to sing at an absurdly loud volume in the shower when no one's home. Indie/alt rock pretty much sums up my whole taste in the modern music world. I like saying "bobagenoosh." or "Arr, you swashbuckling nave", though I can never seem to find any occassion to say either. Hmm... I wonder why.. My favourite card games are Euchre and Spoons. I enjoy the frequent badminton game. I use the phrase, "What's eating your crunchy panties" when I get agitated. I could have Thai food everyday for the rest of my natural life. I suck at directions and keeping pet fish alive. I have a strange habit of talking to myself while other people are still around me. I have strong attractions to foreign films. And lastly, well at least all I can manage to think of at the moment is that I would like to have Brandon Boyd's children.

Well, I may add more, but only after I've grown a wicked personality in my garden. My current one is only a notch above mediocre, maybe two depending on what angle you look at it from. Which reminds me--- you could call me a liar too 'cause I guess I'm not that "superior" being I mentioned before and so easily made you all believe.

RECOMMENDED LISTENING: "Highway Parking Lot" by Controlling the Famous

"In the Valley of the Dying Sun" by House of Heroes

"Deep Sleeper" by As Tall As Lions

And just for fun:
"Bitches Ain't Shit" by Ben Folds

TODAY'S QUESTION:

What would you do if aliens landed in your backyard asking for a cup of sugar?

Tis all. Adieu....








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