jigg
male, 29 |
Professional Procrastinator
Glasgow / Scotland
member since 19.01.2004
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"...a cross between bill hicks and tea, jigg holds audiences in his palm as though they were an orange or a small cat..." timeout
"I just read this Bible. It sucks. Don't buy this author's books." asleep
"crap" heat
"The soft threat that is manifest with the cult of Jigg is a palpable disruption to the Nation's conscience." obelus
"Jigg is the foam packing peanuts to the poorly packed cardboard box of our souls." penguinqueen
"...often beguiling yet never been to paris..." the times
"jigg's the best thing since...since errr...since..." sir bob self-raising, managing director, hovis
"get out my garden!" his neighbour
just some of the recent press clippings about the man you are looking at. jigg is lucid but is also at the same time as well.
let him into your space and he'll often just stay there like a recalcitrant child with fundamental authority issues and a lisp.
top uk comedy duo, gabbitas and thring once said of jigg "who..?"
...and he also loves you and never wants you to forget this. He also wants you to know that every day is a school day...
addendum:
Feel free to send me review quotes and I'll wack 'em up on my page. The best ones will win my adulation! |
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