Jinxadorah
female, 30 |
Gilbert
Vienna / Virginia
member since 13.10.2006
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The world is bitter, and I like cheese...
Don't talk to me if all you want to do is get into my pants. I am here to have interesting conversations and work on my German...
Stupidity is for the insipid rodents that scourge the Earth and allow others to dictate their diets and postal systems. Embrace who you are and vote for those that represent you, but if you feel you must bitch and moan, remember all of the decisions that got you where you are... If you fucked up, own it baby, own it!
I wish I weren't afraid of mirrors... I don't know if its an insecurity thing or if there was a whole "Bloody Mary" fiasco when I was younger... but I don't do mirrors!
Did you know I want to be in a musical?... I do.
A few of my favourite things:
zombies
"When We Two Parted" by Lord Byron
masturbation
Sharpies
Doctor Who
craisins
back rubs
black nail polish
dangly earrings
pad thai
elephants
Batman
Agatha Christie
orange juice
making collages
tattoos
heated arguments
making fun of Hitler
Electric Light Orchestra
non-American accents
post-its
make-up
Nintendo 64
listening to Jimi Hendrix on vinyl
laughing til I cry
a fresh box of crayons
getting mail that's not a bill
Project Runway
my digital camera
singing to sea shanties in the car with the windows down
Steve Perry
If I had a horse I would lead it to water, if it didn't drink it would die of thirst...
I had a dream last night that disturbed me. I woke up and realised that no one has ever called me beautiful... Then today, I had a very handsome man buy me dinner and ask for nothing in return and another gentleman hugged me because I did something that made his day... Beauty means nothing.
And a day later I am crushed... ignored and tossed aside like the insignificance of the myriad twist-ties that are packaged inside a box of trash bags, you know the kind that don't have a drawstring?... Who uses those twist-ties anyway?
Sometimes I should brush my teeth more often than I do... Or I should stop eating sugary things...
Does anyone else here absolutely hate Scarlet Johanssen? I can't stand the bitch, and I don't know why.
Boys are stupid, but they just happen to be so damn cute that you tend to forgive the stupidity for just a moment, until they speak...
There are so many things that I wish that there is not even enough space on the internet for my wishlist... But among the top ten I have (in no particular order):
1 - sheets that would wash themselves
2 - my brother's girlfriend's abduction by aliens
3 - healing of popped zits faster than the snap of my fingers
4 - no hangovers... EVER!
5 - free massages by sexy Russian men
6 - legalised marijuana
7 - a more positive world economy
8 - fat girls are considered sexy
9 - my landlord would allow pets so I can have a kitten
10 - that I could only have my period when I want to reproduce
Is that asking too much? |
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