Jon
male, 25 |
Student/Musician
Chapel Hill NC / USA
member since 30.07.2003
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Music, especially playing piano, is probably the most important thing in my life right now. I play saxophone too and make very little money at either, but, ah, what the hell. I'll figure something out.
My favorite genre of music is classic rock. The Beatles, Zeppelin, Skynyrd, Pink Floyd, Queen; I love it all. I like weird/post-punk style music too, from the Flaming Lips to the Killers, and also RHCP, The Cure,The Smiths, Bad Religion and They Might Be Giants. I'm also really into classical stuff, especially Chopin, Liszt, and (more recently) Rachmaninoff. Oh yeah, I love what I guess most people would consider "indie." Architecture In Helsinki, The Shins (but they're not so indie anymore!), The Postal Service, Iron & Wine, Belle & Sebastian, The Olivia Tremor Control, etc. Basically anything but rap.
Movies I like: American Beauty, A Clockwork Orange, Pleasantville, Fight Club, Punch-Drunk Love, anything Tarantino, most Monty Python (especially The Meaning of Life), Fight Club, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Dogma, Fight Club, Labyrinth (featuring David Bowie!), and American History X. I also really like the TV show Futurama, although most people just don't get it. Dumb fucks got it canceled.
The one thing I most like to look for in a person is a sense of humor. If you don't have that, I probably won't respect you, unless you have some other redeeming quality.
My site is at jonlatane.com, if you're interested.
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Now, I understand that some of you don't know Sarah Jane, so I'll tell you a little bit about her. She's a lesbian Eskimo midget albino. She went to college and she started the Lesbian midget Eskimo Albino Student Union, and four hundred people signed up. There they were, hundreds of 'em, lesbian midget left-handed Eskimo albinos. Did I mention the fact that she's left-handed? She's left-handed, alright.
Girl's got some strange hobbies. One of her hobbies is lowering children into open manholes, which is kinda difficult 'cause a lot of the children are taller than her, her being a midget and everything... or her being a left-handed midget... or her being a left-handed lesbian midget... or her being a left-handed lesbian albino midget... or her being a lesbian left-handed albino midget Eskimo... life can be really difficult on that young lady.
She bit me once, you know. Right here, ya see this? Left a mark. She was lowerin' a friend of mine's kid into the sewer, I run up, and tried to stop her. I said, "Listen there, you lesbian midget left-handed albino! And you stop right there!" Then she bit me. I'm afraid I'm gonna... I'm gonna turn into a lesbian left-handed midget albino when the moon is full.
Oh my God, the moon is full tonight! I can feel myself shrinking! I can feel myself getting left-handed! I can feel myself getting the urge to build an igloo! I can feel my skin turning white and my eyes getting red! I can feel... I can feel the urge... to buy a Suzanne Vega album!!
NOOO! NNNNNOOOO!!!! NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Oh, okay. It was just gas.
--Dead Milkmen
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If you're going to talk to me, tell me something worthwhile. Otherwise, don't say anything at all. That means no "Hey how are you," which seems to have become the de facto "I'm not going to say anything to you that's worth hearing, I'm just going to be an ass" greeting. |
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