mmmuffin
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I wonder what the poor people are doing
Brampton/Manitoulin, Ont. / Canada
member since 09.07.2004
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A tutor who taught on the flute
Tried to teach two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor.
"Is it harder to toot, or
To tutor two tooters to toot?"
The Limerick, peculiar to English,
Is a verse form that's hard to extinguish.
Once Congress in session
Decreed its suppression
But people got around it by writing the last line without any rhyme or metre.
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FETCHEZ LA VACHE!!!
Hiawatha Revisited...
When he killed the Mudjokivis,
Of the skin he made him mittens,
Made them with the fur side inside,
Made them with the skin side outside,
He, to get the warm side inside,
Put the inside skin side outside;
He, to get the cold side outside,
Put the warm side fur side inside,
That's why he put the fur side inside.
Why he put the skin side outside,
Why he turned them inside outside.
-George A. Strong
Winter is icummen in,
Lhude sing Goddamm,
Raineth drop and staineth slop,
And how the wind doth ramm!
Sing : Goddamm.
Skiddeth bus and sloppeth us,
An ague hath my ham.
Freezeth river, turneth liver,
Damn you, sing : Goddamm.
Goddamm, Goddamm, tis why I am,
Goddamm,
So 'gainst the winter's balm.
Sing Goddamm, damm, sing Goddamm,
Sing Goddamm, sing Goddamm, DAMM.
-Ezra Pound
A shepe is nat so hoot
as youre wyf. But whan youre wyf is goon hoom to hir mooder, than a shepe doth good servyce."
- Thessalon the Elder (1300-1369)
My studies suggest that the average adult red squirrel in Northern Ontario spends 98% of its waking hours being pissed off with one thing or another.
"Drop your panties, Sir William...I cannot wait till lunchtime." |
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