mmmuffin
male, 64 |
I passed!!! "A" Average!!!
Brampton/Manitoulin, Ont. / Canada
member since 09.07.2004
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The dirty old Bishop of Birmingham
Once roger'd three maids while confirming 'em.
As each knelt to confess,
He lifted her dress...
And dumped the episcopal sperm in 'em.
I have a spelling checker
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss takes eye can knot sea.
A checker is a blessing
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles to reed
And aides me when eye rime.
To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should bee proud.
And wee mussed dew the best wee can
Sew flaws are not aloud.
-Anon
Sumer is icumen in,
Llude sing, cuccu!
Groweth sed and bloweth med
And springth the wude nu,
Sing, cuccu!
Awe bleateth after lomb,
Llouth after calve cu.
Bulluc sterteth, bucke uerteth,
Murie sing, cuccu!
Cuccu, cuccu,
Wel singes thu, cuccu.
Ne swik thu naver nu!
A shepe is nat so hoot
as youre wyf. But whan youre wyf is goon hoom to hir mooder, than a shepe doth good servyce."
- Thessalon the Elder (1300-1369)
My studies suggest that the average adult red squirrel in Northern Ontario spends 98% of its waking hours being pissed off with one thing or another.
"Drop your panties, Sir William...I cannot wait till lunchtime." |
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