P.r.relictum
female, 29 |
poriomaniacal luftmensch
Beijing / China
member since 18.05.2005
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I like qualifiers too much. I'll leave the preface at that or else it will be about 1600 words long.
<The following was composed in the flourishes of youth and is, by and large, no longer accurate. I don't live in Duluth, MN anymore, though surely I'll be sucked back in at least once before I die. I still haven't graduated from university and after running a tittie bar for two years, I am no longer interested in flirtation unless you are *really* special. Trust me, you aren't. <br> I'm not really that hostile. I bet you're great. <br> The info in the profile is dated, but it reminds me of the way I was once, all cheeky and impractical. Nostalgia soothes.>
I am a chemistry major at the University of Wisconsin-Superior. I am an atheist and an employee of the Catholic church. As an aerobic heterotroph, I enjoy ingestion, digestion, and respiration. I am a well-rounded individual, and I await your instructions.
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<meta name="music" content="neutral milk hotel, tom waits, arab strap, nick cave, bjork, beck, duke ellington, henry mancini, danny elfman, yoko kanno, anne dudley, morphine, strauss, deltron, los orishas, immortal technique, manu chao, mindless self indulgence, tchaikovsky, modest mouse, a whisper in the noise, sight like december, the decemberists, talking heads, olivia tremor control, boards of canada"> <meta name="fiction" content="joseph heller, f. scott fitzgerald, edith wharton, mark leyner, neal stephenson, david sedaris, franz kafka, langston hughes, ayn rand, ray bradbury, frank herbert, antoine de saint-exupery, ursula leguin, nonfiction is generally preferable"> <meta name="film" content="orson welles, sergei eisenstein, stanley kubrick, errol morris, julie taymor, michel gondry, david lynch, steven soderberg, jonathan demme, leni riefenstahl, akira kurosawa, tex avery, coen brothers, brothers quay"> <meta name="other interests and hobbies" content="esperanto, walking, musical saw, leftist politics, biology, psychology, gaming, synchronized autodefenstration, synchronized defenestration, mocking scenester gentrification, saturnine loafery, cartoons">
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If you think your insomnia-fueled impertinence is crap: www.geocities.com/howtogrowgods
I have a myspace account, predominantly for the theft of photos:
www.myspace.com/howtogrowgoddesses
Nothing but ginger sympathy for people like this:
www.
mindcontrolforums.
com/hambone/pretty.html
Home town: www.perfectduluthday.com
Trotskyists: www.socialistaction.org
Nihil obstat Ben!
hylic.blogspot.com
"Courage will carry you straight to the sun.."
This aphorism about hubris courtesy of the very arrogant Steve Johnson:
www.sightlikedecember.com
Redneck sport:
www.anvilfire.com/
iForge/tutor/July4th/
top_index.htm
Fainting goats:
www.faintinggoat.com/
I share a birthday with Tom Waits and Noam Chomsky. My fantasy is that the three of us will spend our magical Pearl Harbor Day at China Buffet wearing cardboard party hats.
The best orgasm I have ever had cannot be recounted, unfortunately. I was too high at the time to remember it. Also, there were no witnesses.
My favorite solution is to give it a rest. Thus, I can justify going back to bed.
I have spent the majority of the duration of my life practicing celibacy, pursuing parthenogenesis, or otherwise espousing asexuality. And who'd've thunk it? I am now an aspiring pornographer. |
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