P.r.relictum
female, 25 |
poriomaniacal luftmensch
Duluth, MN / United States
member since 18.05.2005
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I am a chemistry major at the University of Wisconsin-Superior. I am an atheist and an employee of the Catholic church. As an aerobic heterotroph, I enjoy ingestion, digestion, and respiration. I am a well-rounded individual, and I await your instructions.
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If you think your insomnia-fueled impertinence is crap: www.geocities.com/howtogrowgods
I have a myspace account, predominantly for the theft of photos:
www.myspace.com/howtogrowgoddesses
Nothing but ginger sympathy for people like this:
www.
mindcontrolforums.
com/hambone/pretty.html
Home town: www.perfectduluthday.com
Trotskyists: www.socialistaction.org
Nihil obstat Ben!
hylic.blogspot.com
"Courage will carry you straight to the sun.."
This aphorism about hubris courtesy of the very arrogant Steve Johnson:
www.sightlikedecember.com
Redneck sport:
www.anvilfire.com/
iForge/tutor/July4th/
top_index.htm
Fainting goats:
www.faintinggoat.com/
I share a birthday with Tom Waits and Noam Chomsky. My fantasy is that the three of us will spend our magical Pearl Harbor Day at China Buffet wearing cardboard party hats.
The best orgasm I have ever had cannot be recounted, unfortunately. I was too high at the time to remember it. Also, there were no witnesses.
My favorite solution is to give it a rest. Thus, I can justify going back to bed.
I have spent the majority of the duration of my life practicing celibacy, pursuing parthenogenesis, or otherwise espousing asexuality. And who'd've thunk it? I am now an aspiring pornographer. |
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