plantman
male, 51
self-employed gardener
shepperton / u.k
member since 29.06.2005

Rules for creating a successful flork profile page:

1/ Do not rely on the fact that you have 'perfect taste' in music and list your ideal lineup in order of personal preference.

2/ Don't rabbit on about how you have found personal happiness in the arms of a domestic - and bedroom - goddess: people will not envy you, they will merely flork onwards ...

3/ Don't talk about how environmentally friendly you are in comparison to others: we are all trying, and people who are self-righteous are just annoying braggers.

4/ Do not list your top 100 favourite films - mainly because they have red-headed female actresses in them (or some such other obscure 'rule of thumb').

5/ Never use the phrase 'rule of thumb', people will NEVER take what you say seriously.

Finally, here is my original flork page ...

After a lifetime of looking I am now in a wonderful, warm and loving relationship that I hope will last forever.
But if you want to talk about anything, life, relationships, even plants, feel free to message me.


Truest treasure is fleeting;
It sparkles for a moment, then goes.
It does not tell its name; its tune
Stops us in our tracks, its dance disappears
At the toss of an anklet.
I know no way to it -
No hand, nor word can reach it.
Friend, whatever you take of it,
On your own,
Without asking, without knowing, let that
Be yours,
Anything I can give you is trifling -
Be it a flower, or a song.

(Tagore)

Words

Some words scream,
Some take off their clothes
And barge into history.
Some fall silent.

(Mangalesh Dabral)
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