Polgara
female, 23 |
student
EXETER / england
member since 20.06.2004
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down with myspace!
well, this profile is almost obscenely long, but i have now come to embrace it.
like a child with acromegaly, i appreciate its freakish nature, yet love it without reserve.
for the really hard core fans... (yeah, that's right. i said FANS!)
I'm also pretty keen on:
sleeping late (so good!)
pretending to eat healthily in front of others and secretly scampering off to devour an ENTIRE galaxy kingsize.
people who are funny/make you laugh. i honestly believe that this can be the make or break characteristic of a person.
competitive sports. (but don't worry, i'm not THAT girl,)
realising that i didn't already eat the last of the 'sunshine selection' yoghurts in the fridge
however. you will be punished, (by god if not by myself) for the following crimes:
saying 'pacific' when the word is 'specific'
IF YOU'RE NOT SURE THEN DON'T USE IT MORON!
people who eat a banana by peeling all the skin off first.
HOLD IT IN THE DAMN SKIN AND YOU WON'T GET MESSY FINGERS!!
people on flork who only use ' ... ' as their profile.
extensive use of abbreviated words, eg.
'ppl' 'ur' 'plz' etc.
being a stupid idiot.
(because honestly, if you could get rid of them, you would.)
being up your own arse to the exclusion of all else.
(i'm particuarly targeting the compliment fishers here, eg beautiful girls who know it and complain to you because they want to be told they're beautiful. )
licking a finger before turning a page in a book.
believing that 'listening' means only waiting for your turn to speak in a conversation,
being really anal about stuff like sharing someone's water bottle or something (yes. i can see you surreptitiously yet assidiously wiping the rim with your sleeve and no. i don't think it's funny.)
people who flirt like bloody ten year olds. i mean, it's a tricky business, and occassionally we all look like fools, but seriously. we can all see where your 'wrestling' is going to end up so for crap's sake, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE KIDDING!? GET A GODDAMN ROOM!
oh dearie me. i think this list could probably go on indefinitely but i'll have to cut it short here before people actually starve at their desks.
love me.
p.s. Bill Hicks rocks, what a genius.
p.p.s these things are wrong, i can't sleep here. |
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