Quote Lover
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"We leave one world to head into the next, never staying long in one, never feeling comfortable in any, it is the curse of the wanderer; it is the curse of man."-Me
"Love is a stimulant to change, it will shatter everlasting bridges, it will make mountains of trust crumble into the seas, be sure of your depth of feeling before bringing about the chaos of change that is love."-Me
"Love is a flower, nurture it, keep it in the light and it will flourish, keep it hidden and in the dark and it will fade."-Me
I've gotten rid of all my old quotes (they are saved in Word) if you want them IM me and i'll send them. It will take me a while to fill out my profile with as many quotes as I had before but change is good.
NEW QUOTES FROM THE BOOK "Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Colossal Collection of "Quotable" Quotes."
"Don't go to sleep, so many people die there."-Mark Twain
"Don't tell your friends about your indigestion. 'How are you' is a greeting, not a question."-Arthur Guiterman
"Don't walk beehind me; i may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and by my friend."-Albert Camus
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."-Charles Schulz
"Research tells us 14 out of any 10 individuals likes chocolate."-Sandra Boynton
"I went on a diet. Had to go on two diets at the same time becasue one diet wasn't giving me enough food."-Barry Marder
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing--but none of them serious."-Alan Minter
"Either you give me what I demand, or I'll take what you're offering!"-Joe Torre, St. Louis Cardinals, during salary negotiations
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I."-Levant Garde
"With eight minutes left, the game could be won in the next five or ten minutes."-Jimmy Armfield
"You can say, 'Can I use your bathroom?' and nobody cares. But if you ask, 'Can I use the plop-plop machine?' it always breaks the conversation."-Dave Attell
"I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer."-Homer Simpson
"Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef."-Tom Robbins
"Colleges are banning alcohol on campus, sending the message to kids, 'If you want to drink, get a car.'"
"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land."-Jon Stewart
"Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thrity-five years and you pay it back and then--one day--you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mout and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the powr to talk and then--one day--you step off a curb at 67th Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe.-Denis Leary
"It is better to be quotable than honest." -Tom Stoppard
"Famous remarks are seldom quoted correctly."-Simeon Strunsky
"There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more."-Woody Allen
"I saw this guy hitchhiking with a sign that said 'Heaven." So I hit him."-Steven Wright
"The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once."-E. Joseph Cossman
"The biggest cause of divorce is marriage."-Travis Tritt
"People who have the most birthdays live the longest."-Jean Bucher
"If you have intercourse, you run the riks of dying and the ramifications of death are final."-Cyndi Lauper
"It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another."-George H. W. Bush
"When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results."-Calvin Coolidge
"The future is made of the same stuff as the present."-Simone Weil
"If you want to be thought a liar always tell the truth."-Logan Pearsall Smith
"Women fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."-Sharon Stone
"Men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're on fire, they're exactly alike."-Dave Attell
"Search others for their virtues, theyself for they vices."-Benjamin Franklin
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
Author: Isaac Asimov
I invented the cordless extension cord.
Author: Stephen Wright
Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
Author: Groucho Marx
Money can't buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
Author: Spike Milligan
The only difference between doctors and lawyers is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you, too.
Author: Anton Chekhov
Thats about all i have for now, I will continue to update my quote list, send me quotes if u want because I do love them.
Also I'd love seeing these quotes spread, use them whenever and where ever you wish. Just try to credit them to the people I've got saying them if you can. |
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