Rich2424
male, 35 |
Nurse
Norwich / England
member since 17.05.2005
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Looking to meet new people of all ages from all around the world...simple!
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Did you know that there is more money spent on breast implants and viagra than there is on research into Alzheimer's...
This mean that by 2030 there wil be a lot of elderly people with perky boobs and large erections all with absolutely no idea what to do with them....
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Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a tatol mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Ptrety amzanig huh?
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Thoughts
Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.
When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbour’s dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have are really good friends.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement
He who hesitates is probably right.
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are "XL."
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
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Scientists are developing a contraceptive pill which carries a lower risk of breast cancer than the current combined pill.
It is hoped the new pill, currently being tested, could be widely available within five years.
The New Pill is about the size of a pebble, made of stone and will be placed in the shoe of the consenting male, thus making him limp and unable to fertilise the egg.
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Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of ‘cocktails’, ‘highballs’ and just a good old-fashioned ’stiff drink’. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. |
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